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Comedy Central
Jan 31, 2013 7:00pm PST
enough to talk to steve jobs a few times and it was -- i wasn't a friend of his but we spoke. and everybody -- people say what a cool guy steve jobs was. and you are out there saving the world and yet, you don't have the cool factor. no offense it's not the same cool factor like turtleneck cool factor, a man who contributed a great deal. does it bug you you are saving the world and he's the memories of a cool guy? did you ever want to be the cool guy? >> he was always cooler than me. [ laughter ] >> stephen: yeah? >> yeah. >> stephen: maybe saving the world will get cool? >> it's okay. >> stephen: really, you don't care? >> no, i mean, he was brilliant. he had his own style his own approach. mine is -- i guess a little geekier than his was. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: well here is to the geeks. thank you so much for joining me. bill gates. go to
Comedy Central
Feb 7, 2013 11:30pm PST
-- is really the homosexual community. steve. oh, yeah it's well known. homosexuals are notorious bullies. many of them spend their teenage years mercilessly ramming their faces into the football team's fists. [laughter] the important thing is this isn't about ostracizing gay students into a life of loneliness. it's all about education. we're teaching children, isolated by their identity, there's absolutely no adult they can trust. [laughter] next up on the m-s-g-t-t-s-l-t-l-p-w's. [laughter] [cheers and applause] nation, i'm sick of moochers who get paid to sit around all day. and so are these experts who are paid to sit around all day and complain about the moochers. >> more and more able-bodied people are becoming dependent upon the government than upon themselves for their livelihoods. >> in '91, individuals in 41 million american households were receiving some kind of entitlement. now the number is an astounding 107 million americans, an increase of 161%. can you believe it? >> the country has become dependent, more people receiving the benefits of government that there is a lot more peopl
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